KarMel Scholarship 2007

 

Honorable Mention:

“Best BiSexual”

“On Making Metaphors”

By Katherine Gormley - ME

 

 

Desciption of Submission: “A look into the complexities of explaining the term “bi-sexual” to people unfamiliar with the concept” - Katherine

 

Why Karen and Melody Liked It:  We loved how Katherine was able to describe through simple metaphors what it feels like to be bisexual.

 

 

 

      “Neurotic, ha!…..If neurotic is wanting two mutually exclusive things at one and the same time, then I’m neurotic as hell.  I’ll  be flying back and forth between one mutually exclusive thing and another for the rest of my days.”

-Sylvia Plath, The Bell Jar

 

    It’s hard to construct a complete metaphor about the utter neurosis that accompanies being bi, being between the two extremes of love.  It’s hard to construct this because being bi isn’t about liking girls and guys, or liking guys and girls (and yes, the order matters).  It isn’t about roses and poems and stereotypical wedding cakes.  It isn’t even, sometimes, about having one partner at a time.  So, I will try to construct a metaphor, but I make no promises.  I do hope you like fruit, though.

 

     Being bi is like trying to pick apples at the supermarket.  You have red ones, and green ones, and they both give you nutrition, but have slightly different tastes.  You can have either, but people are always asking you, “Don’t you like the ‘Old Delicious’ ones better?” or “How about some green apples with caramel?’  They don’t understand when you just like both of them, because, in their one-apple-world, there is no room for liking the other kind equally.  Surely no one can be egalitarian in their decisions like that.

 

     No, that metaphor won’t work.  How about this?

 

    Being bi is like looking at one finger with your eyes, then shifting the focus of your gaze beyond the finger to the outer world.  The finger is still there, but it’s like it’s invisible, transparent, it’s image shimmering on the surface of the wider would.  When I see a person, I first, like almost everyone, see their gender.  Are they a girl or a boy?  Then, as I get to know them, and they come into my radar as a possible candidate for a relationship, their gender fades.  I’ve looked past the superficial elements of gender to see the person they are in the world.  Their gender is still there, always there, but loses its importance in light of the person they are.

 

     No, that’s a bit too complex and erudite for me.  Maybe…

 

    Being bi is like running between two jobs, two schools, two activities, take your pick.  You enjoy them both, you excel at both equally but the world doesn’t want you to have enough time to enjoy both.  Pick one, they say.  Just choose.  There has to be one you like more, right?  The desperation as you try to live in both activities grows as people pressure you to just choose one or the other.  They won’t care which one you pick, they say, although you know that they want you on their “side.”  And eventually you fall down, in the middle, exhausted from all this running hither and thither, knowing in your heart that you could love both if only the world gave you more time, more of a chance.

 

     No…..

 

    I guess being bi isn’t like anything, and yet it’s like everything.  See?  You can have two mutually exclusive things exist in one object.  As I quoted Sylvia Plath (Smith ’54), “I’ll be flying back and forth from one mutually exclusive thing and another for the rest of my days.    Do I have to choose what apple I want?  No.  I like crunchy Macintosh red apples in the fall when we pick them off the trees, and I eat Granny Smith Greens with caramel dripping off each side.  Do I have to dash between two types of love?  Two types of relationships?  No.  I can sit in the middle and enjoy my apples, in peace, rejoicing in my infinite choice.

 

 

 

 

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