KarMel Scholarship 2005

 

 “Cliché”

By Anonymous

 

 

Desciption of Submission: “A new twist to a classic scenerio: Riki’s pips are broekn, and who to call but the sexy plumber?  Hopefully his wife doesn’t mind.” - Anonymous

 

 

It was breakfast as usual in the Comptons' house that fine Monday morning, though whether or not the residence could be called the "Comptons'" was open for debate.  Frederick--Riki to just about everyone who knew him--sat across from his strong, independent wife Suzanna Silverburg, whom had refused to take his name in marriage, thus the argument over titles.  She was holding a rather heated conversation with whomever happened to be on the phone, talking business like she was already in the office.  Riki watched her as he consumed a slice of dry toast and water.  He wasn't much of an eater in the morning.

 

The flat of his wife's palm slammed into the table as she was delivered what Riki thought must have been a wicked turn, making the dishes skip about the table.  "What do you mean 'he's considering other options'?"  Suzanna demanded.  "Mr. Rodger's firm would be a valuable asset.  It would help us get the edge over--What?"  Riki drifted away from the half-conversation as his wife started with the monosyllabic responses.

 

To be perfectly honest, Riki had no idea what Suzanna actually did for a living.  Everyday she drove an hour to Chicago, worked fourteen hours, drove home, and talked on the phone until long after Riki fell asleep.  He had no idea what the "assets" were that she was talking about, or who she wanted to get the edge over.  And if she had been asked, Suzanna wouldn't have been able to explain what Riki did either.  Work was one of the many things they didn't talk about together.  All she knew was that Riki worked from home, and therefore was a convenient errand-boy, most of the time.

 

Being a product translator wasn't a hard job.  Some days he didn't even work.  Riki got paid per project rather than by time, and so if he didn't feel like sitting at his desk all day, he didn't.  Even now he was sitting at the breakfast table in just his pajama bottoms, trying not to be intimidated by his wife's power-suit.  Riki didn't envy her, despite the money she made.  He couldn't stand being on call twenty-four hours a day.  Or worrying about...whatever it was she worried about.

 

Suzanna hung up the phone without saying 'good-bye' to the person on the other end.  She got up from the table without finishing her breakfast, and went back in their bedroom to grab her heels.  "I'm off early today.  My assistants are about to lose me the Rodger's firm...they mean well, but..." Suzanna trailed off, her meaning obvious.  "See you later tonight, Riki," she said, moving to gather her briefcase and pausing shortly to kiss him on the cheek.  Suzanna hated it when he didn't brush his teeth first thing in the morning.  "But don't wait up for me."

 

Like he ever did.

 

With a swish of polyester and nylon and the soft rustle of paper, Suzanna was gone, the front door closed firmly behind her.  Riki was alone in the house Suzanna's parents had bought for them when they were first married.  Somewhere he heard a clock ticking away the seconds, and the distant laughter of children as they prepared to board the school bus.  Riki frowned.  He didn't understand why the bus stop had to be in his front lawn.  The noise was irritating this early in the morning--he hoped he never had children of his own. 

 

Unfortunately for him, Suzanna felt quite the opposite.  She wanted nothing more than to have gobs of children, stay at home and play with them all day.  Riki had been an only child, and so didn't have much experience with kids, but what he had seen of them, he didn't like.  Noisy, out of control, dirty... Just the thought of having them around everyday was enough to make him shudder.  Maybe that was why their sex-life had suddenly taken a turn for the worse.

 

If Suzanna came home and was interested at all, he told her that he was tired, but it wasn't true.  The reality was that he was bored.  It was boring to have sex with his wife.  Most times she'd just lie there and...not do anything.  When it came to the point when Riki could no longer avoid Suzanna, what they did in the bedroom, for him, was as mechanical as eating or breathing.  There was no passion--no feeling at all--involved.

 

Riki sighed as he got up.  These were not things he needed to be thinking about now.  Gathering up the dishes from the table, he dumped them all unceremoniously into the sink.  That was another thing--why had he suddenly gained all of the responsibilities of a housekeeper?  Just because Suzanna was never home didn't mean that he should have to clean up after her when she was.  Riki grumbled as he turned the faucet on.  Demeaning was what it was.  What kind of man had to do housework?

 

He left the water running as he rinsed the dishes, though the tap seemed to be getting less pressure than usual.  It took him a moment to realize he was standing in a wide puddle of water, and that it was steadily creeping across the hardwood floor.  Uttering several blistering curses under his breath, Riki turned the water off with a quick, furious motion.  This was just what he needed.  He crouched to examine the plumbing under the sink.

 

It was clear that he had a problem.  Water was still weakly pulsing from a juncture in the pipes, and he had no idea how to fix something like that.  He turned off the water supply to the rest of the sink and glared at nothing in particular.  This was stupid.  Why should he have to be dealing with this?  He was tempted just to mop the water up and let Suzanna "discover" the leak the next time she bothered to do dishes.  But that could be months from now, he thought balefully, and there was only so long he could live with styrofoam dishes. 

 

Disgusted with the whole business, Riki left the kitchen.  All this meant that he'd have to call a plumber, wait for him to get here, and then pay him a ridiculous amount of money.  Damn it, damn it, damn it.

 

Riki went into his bedroom to get dressed.  He supposed he had to get dressed before noon, today.  Just another thing to add to his growing list of complaints.  Why didn't his car break down, too, just to make it all the more fun?  Slipping into an old pair of jeans and pulling a t-shirt over his head, Riki struggled with the anger that was rising in him.  The shirt seemed to be too small for him, and he silently prayed that Suzanna's clothes hadn't gotten mixed up with his again.  The last time that had happened, he hadn't noticed until he'd returned home after eating lunch with a bunch of his friends.  That had been humiliating.

 

But no, a quick glance revealed that it was just one of his old shirts from college, thin and falling apart at the shoulders.  Riki had filled out since he'd graduated--he went to the gym everyday because that was more time he didn't have to spend at home.  Not to mention he'd been something of a nerd back then, pale and gangly.  Now he was just pale.

 

The phone book made quite a sound as Riki slammed it open on the countertop.  He leafed through the plumbing section looking only for the flashiest ad.  It didn't matter too much to him how much he paid--it wasn't his money he was going to be spending, anyway--just so long as the damn thing didn't leak anymore.  He picked up the phone his wife had been barking in not fifteen minutes ago and dialed the first number that jumped out at him.  The man on the phone explained that it would be at least a thirty minute wait.  Riki thanked him and hung up the phone, finding the prefunctionary exchange refreshing.  If only talking to Suzanna could be that easy.

 

He shaved, brushed his teeth, and settled in front of the television to wait for the plumber.  As Riki flipped through the few channels that were allotted to him, he remembered just why is was that he hated TV.

 

A knock at the door came sooner than he expected, startling him from the half-awake stupor he found himself in.  He answered the door without checking to see if it was, indeed, the plumber--in fact, Riki didn't much care who it was, just so long as they could fix the leak and let him get on with his life.  But the man standing on his front porch carried what he expected were plumber's tools and his truck outside titled him as such.  That was good enough for Riki.

 

He stood about six inches taller than Riki himself, which wasn't too out of the ordinary, and seemed to be much better built than the stereotypical plumber.  He appeared to be about the same age as himself, too.  If the man carried a name-tag of any kind, Riki couldn't see it--the long-sleeved shirt of his uniform was tied around his waist, leaving the upper portion of him clad only in white t-shirt.  His dark hair was pulled back in a short pony-tail--all in all, Riki thought he looked very unprofessional, but then again, he wasn't exactly the perfect business man, either.

 

"Mr. Compton," the plumber said after a long moment, making Riki realize that he'd been studying the man for entirely too long.  He stepped out of the way, letting the other man enter. 

 

"Sorry about that," he muttered, and ran a hand through his hair.  When the plumber had come through the doorway Riki shut it behind him with a mental sigh.  He hoped this wouldn't take long.

 

"Hey, it's okay.  Monday morning--I know how it is.  I'm Kinsey, by the way."  He smiled at Riki as though they'd been best friends for years.  Riki returned it, though it wasn't sincere.  He'd rather just have done with the formalities--the longer they sat here making small talk, the longer that Riki would have to pretend to be in a good mood.  However, he felt obligated to play along--after all, this guy hadn't been the one to break the pipes, nor was he responsible for the shamble that his marriage was in.

 

"I thought guys like you were named 'Bob' or 'Don,'" Riki said, coming around to the kitchen.

 

Kinsey responded with a laugh. "Well, Bob was my given name, but I changed it after the other five Bobs started answering my phone calls at work."  Riki smiled but said nothing else.  Before the moment had a chance to turn awkward, with the clap of his hands Kinsey asked, "So, where's the problem at?"

 

"The sink is leaking," Riki told him, almost cut short by the sudden ringing of the telephone.  "Can you excuse me a moment?" 

 

Without waiting for a reply, Riki brushed past the other man to get to the phone on the other side of the kitchen.  Kinsey turned to watch him as he went, but the smaller man didn't notice.  "Hello?"  He said into the receiver.

 

Kinsey studied the man's back when it was turned to him, the way he subtly shifted his weight from one leg to the other.  The jeans the other man was wearing had to be old, because he knew how to wear them well.  Kinsey had thought he'd looked good from the front--with his tight shirt and pretty face--but seeing the way the fabric clung to his ass in all the right places was just as good, if not better.  His smile became a fraction wider as Riki bent over the table for a moment to collect a stray fork.

 

"Oh, hi," Riki said into the phone, not sounding very enthusiastic.  "I'm working today, yes.  And the sink broke, so I'm having to get that fixed."  A pause.  "Yes, now."  Another, longer pause.  He transferred his weight to the other leg once again, and turned.  Kinsey saw him roll his eyes.  "Yeah, whatever.  Did you leave the ticket?"  For the second time that morning, he ran a hand through his hair.  "Okay, fine.  I'll see you later...Bye."  The man sighed and hung up the phone. 

 

Kinsey knew it was in bad taste to ask, but did anyway.  "Who was that?"  Riki frowned at him for a long moment.

 

"My wife," he answered stiffly, and Kinsey inwardly cursed.  "She wants me to pick up her dry-cleaning."

 

"Hm.  That's rough," Kinsey answered, kneeling on the kitchen floor and opening his box of tools.  He'd already started to give up on the chance that this might be something other than a simple pipe repair.  He didn't mess around with married men--scorned women were frightening.  Seeing that the valve was already shut off, he grabbed for a wrench and started with the first washer when something occurred to him.

 

"You didn't say you loved your wife, Mr. Compton," said Kinsey, coming out from underneath the sink. 

 

"I don't see what business it is of yours," Riki snapped, "and besides, what does that prove?"  He leaned against the opposite counter, behind the other man.

 

"Nothing--I'm just saying, when most men talk to their wives, they say that they love them, is all."  Kinsey smiled to reinforce his statements as a joke, though they most certainly were not.

 

"I do love my wife," Riki protested, though the words sounded hollow and practiced even to his own ears.  Well, he didn't have to explain himself to this guy, anyway.  Who did he think he was?  "Why don't you just fix the goddamn sink so you can get the hell out?" 

 

Kinsey got up, turned, and found himself staring down at the smaller man, who was standing within his arm’s reach.

 

Riki sucked in his breath and immediately found that he was having trouble expelling it again.  The proximity of the other man was enough cause that type of extreme reaction.  Woah, Riki thought.  When had that happened?

 

“Why don’t I believe you, Mr. Compton?”   Kinsey leaned in a little bit more, and Riki became even more nervous.

 

“My name is Riki,” he told the man, not liking the emphasis Kinsey was placing on his name.  If he was shoved any closer to the counter behind him, he’d be sitting on it.  Kinsey didn’t seem to care.  One of the plumber’s large hands fell against the edge of the counter to his right, followed shortly by one on his left.  Riki was effectively trapped in the circle of Kinsey’s arms.

 

“Riki, eh?”  He said, raising one brow.  “That’s original.” 

 

“I thought so,” the smaller man gritted out, literally bending over backwards to get away from Kinsey.  But it was in vain; the other man continued to move forward until their hips met.  Riki nearly jumped out of his skin, but was quickly given something else to worry about as Kinsey’s tongue slipped inside his mouth and one of the man’s large hands worked its way through his hair.

 

When he broke away, Riki stared at him with a mixture of shock, horror, and something else as well.  “What the hell was that about?!”

 

Kinsey regarded him a moment before smiling widely.  “Hm, you know...it’s not cheating unless you get caught.”

 

Slowly, Riki’s expression changed from one of outraged confusion to one of perfect clarity--like he was waking up after a long, long sleep.  And, just as slowly, he replied, “if you won’t tell, I won’t tell.”

 

++

 

Suzanna tapped her expensively manicured nails against the steering wheel as she drove, humming along with a merry tune on the radio as if she knew it.  She was in a fantastic mood; by the time she’d gotten to work today, the deal had been sealed, and her team was already drawing up the contract.  To congratulate them, she gave them the rest of the day off--as soon as both her and Mr. Rodger’s signatures graced the bottom of a legally binding document.  It was just barely nine o’clock now, which meant she’d be able to spend the rest of the day with her husband, Riki.

 

His hands were roaming all over his body, touching him in places he didn’t even know he had.  An almost smothered moan escaped his lips as he arched to meet Kinsey’s touch.  If only Suzanna had enflamed him this way--if only... Oh God, she wasn’t capable, she didn’t know how!

 

And it couldn’t have come at a better time, all things told.  Riki was beginning to pull away from her, and Suzanna just hadn’t had the time to reel him back in.  Her job kept her so busy she almost didn’t have time to sleep anymore.  Suzanna figured that was what the problem was--her job.  Being a successful business woman and bringing in a higher salary than Riki must intimidate him; make him feel inadequate.  Honestly, Suzanna understood, and if she could change it, she would.  She’d have loved to stay home like Riki did, taking care of all the domestic problems and just being there...but if she was to make partner and take out that damn Achilles, she’d have to choose work over home.  And she did, every time.

 

He felt like he was on fire.  Kinsey’s lips lavished attention on his long neglected flesh; he felt the man’s strong hands move to hold him still as he fought to move further into that touch, craving, wanting, needing him.

 

Suzanna pulled off onto her exit, still humming along with a song she did not know.  Today she was leaving her work at work, for once.  Maybe she and Riki could go out to lunch together or...

 

Oh God, Oh God, Oh God...!

 

Or maybe they could just stay in.  It had been so long, after all.  She was getting a bit antsy, herself--well, she would if she had the time--Suzanna could only imagine what Riki was going through.  She sighed; he was so good to her; ever-faithful, ever-supportive Riki.  It was a pity--truly, it was--that she couldn’t be at home more.

 

Kinsey continued to stroke him even after he’d reached climax.  His body was sensitive, the calluses on the other man’s fingers excited him.  They were so unlike Suzanna’s talons she called nails.  A tired grin appeared on his face as he watched one of Kinsey’s dark brows rise at the evidence of his renewed arousal.  He laughed and shrugged.  “It’s been a while.”

 

The song on the radio ended as she pulled her expensive luxury sedan into the drive way.  Throwing it into park (to hell with the garage!  She simply couldn’t wait!), Suzanna stepped out onto the hard concrete and was welcomed home by an explosive snap.  She wobbled dangerously before grabbing a hold of the car door; a brief glance down revealed that the heel of her left pump had come unattached, and was currently lying innocently on the ground.  With a bitten back curse and a dangerous glare, Suzanna removed her shoes and hobbled to her front door.  Doubtless her panty-hose were ruined now.

 

“Obviously,” Kinsey returned.

 

In her frustration, she did not notice the plumber’s truck parked across the street.  If asked about it later, she would admit to forgetting the plumber’s presence, or indeed, anything her husband had told her this morning.  The man didn’t enunciate his words--it was simply too much work to listen to him sometimes!

 

He could guess what came next.  Pulling Kinsey to him, he was thrilled by the feeling of hard muscle against his chest--of strength and capability... His thoughts of passion were interrupted by a question, murmured against his lips.  “Does your wife come home for lunch?”

 

With her Prada heels in one hand and her keys in the other, Suzanna opened the door to her residence.  She set the shoes down lightly, hoping to surprise her husband.  Suzanna crept silently from Riki’s office to the kitchen searching for him, further destroying her panty-hose by walking into a standing puddle of water on her kitchen floor.  Damn!  She hissed, and started rummaging through the drawers to find the dish towels.  Eventually she found them--in the last drawer she looked in, of course.  Couldn’t Riki keep anything in a logical fashion?  The puddle reminded her of the plumber that was supposed to visit, however.  Suzanna wondered if he had already come.

 

“She doesn’t need to eat, she’s a damned robot,” he replied.  They both laughed a little.

 

A tired laugh from the direction of the bedroom captured her attention.  She got up on her knees and said “Riki?”  What was he doing in there?

 

The sound of his wife’s voice brought Riki out of his coital daze and into a frantic panic.  He looked up at Kinsey like he would have a bloody corpse had he been holding a knife. In the chaotic moments before Suzanna opened the bedroom door, he was only to stare at the other man with a mix of irony and horror in his eyes.  Kinsey returned the look with semi-amused apology.  His reaction time must have been considerably slower than Riki’s, for he continued to straddle the younger man, his back towards the door.  His unzipped pants inched lower across his backside.

 

Suzanna opened the door and stared at the damning tableau with wide eyes.  After several excruciatingly long moments, she collapsed to the floor, still clinging to the doorknob.  She held her hand over her eyes, and was surprised when she heard her own strained voice.

 

“Damn it, man, pull your pants up!  Plumbers, I swear to God...!”

 

 

 

 

 

 

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