KarMel Scholarship 2005

 

“My F-Word”

By Colin Drucker

 

 

Desciption of Submission: “My feelings on the word “faggot” what it means, my feelings on reclaiming it and my own personal history with the word.” - Colin

 

 

            English Lesson of the Day, folks.

            If you do as I’ve done for purposes of this essay and perhaps my own curiosity and visit the website for Webster’s Dictionary—technology; ain’t it a kick?—and look up the word faggot, you will find three definitions.

            The first one will say, “a male homosexual,” but oh, thanks Webby, you preface in italics that it is a term used “usually disparagingly.” For the most part—y’know, four or five days out of the week, during the winter and summer months, maybe through a few sports seasons—the word is used disparagingly. Otherwise…what? A grand compliment? “Love the hat, you amazing faggot.” “How does a faggot like yourself bake such an incredible apple pie?” “Your children are going to be the finest faggots in day care.” Hm. I just don’t know about that….

            Another funny little tidbit. The etymology—according to Webster, unknown. Where did this silly idea come from? Why would someone usually disparagingly call a male homosexual—a gay man; let’s not be so formal—a faggot? I mean, have you even looked at the other definitions? Read on, my friends. Read on.

            The second definition—which you must click on a link for, it is not readily available—is some silly nonsense about “a bundle of sticks.” Huh? Sticks? What’s this? Okay….

            The third definition—a verb! The bundling of these said sticks. That’s all.

            One of these things just doesn’t belong here…

 

            Now onto a History Lesson.

            There is a rumor that the word “faggot” was used in reference to a homosexual male way back in the times when we were burning witches. Some deny it—including Webster, apparently—and some totally believe it—not sure where I stand, really—but the story goes that gay men were thrown into the fire to help burn the witches. Apparently, they were more flammable or something. (Perhaps this is the origin of the term “flaming,” too.) But much like…oh, say, sticks…maybe even a bundle of them, these poor gentlemen were used as kindling. So the name stuck, and now, in the 21st century, we’re still calling ‘em by this name. Makes sense?  

            Right?

 

            Current Events Lesson of the day.

            If you go to my high school in Metuchen, New Jersey, which I refuse to leave nameless—St. Joseph’s High School, “Where Excellence is a Habit, Not a Goal”—you will hear any random teenage boy, dressed in a uniform the whole day, a walking advertisement for this all-boys Catholic school and everything it stands for, say something along the lines of, “Whatever, he’s a fucking faggot.” Maybe someone will yell across the cafeteria, “Yo, Bobby, you faggot! We’re over here!” (They’re friends. A good friend would never resist calling you a homophobic slur.) A group of guys will be walking into an English class, a History class, and the teacher—often, a Brother of the Sacred Heart—will hear one of them say, “Yeah, way to be a little faggot.” And this teacher may not say a word.

            I believe St. Joseph High School in Metuchen, New Jersey, is a bit confused about what their habits are, and what their goals should be.

            But what do I know?

            I’m just some faggot.

            Right?

 

           I’ve said the word “faggot” in the first few pages of this essay more than I’ve said it in the last few years. It’s a bad word. It’s my F-Word. Hence the title of the essay. (For kicks, I was going to call this essay “Pride and Prejudice,” but I couldn’t bring myself to do it.) I also thought of perhaps calling this “My C-Word.”

            We’re talking the really bad C-word.

            I won’t even say it, but you don’t call a woman this unless you really either have no sense of the violence of language, or you really hate her. And even then. In some ways I wish my F-word was considered to be as awful as the C-word. I’m jealous of girls. They have a term that much of the population will respect as “off-limits.” How kind of society to back off and say, “No, that’s a little too extreme.”

            Meanwhile, there’s a whole school of thought among gay people that we should “Take Back Faggot!” Much like we took back “queer,” apparently, but not related in any way to how we stole “gay” from so many nice people, a word that once meant “happy,” and turned it into something that now means “sex, drugs, and ABBA records.” I find it very interesting what we’re allowed to take. I’ve heard no complaints that “queer” doesn’t just mean “weird” anymore—now it’s “weird and gay”!—but I did hear some old woman on television decry the robbery of “such a happy word like ‘gay.’” For shame, you homosexuals.

            I don’t really see the appeal of reclaiming “faggot.” I suppose every subculture has to do it, in a way. Look at the revolution of the N-word—which I can’t use because, well, I’m white. But even if I were black, I wouldn’t call my friend something that hateful.  Don’t tell me it’s been reclaimed. It hasn’t been reclaimed, it’s been dusted off and turned inside out and worn foolishly. It’s still the same damn word, no matter what you do to it.

            Much like “faggot,” in some very simplistic way of thinking, still means a bundle of sticks. And “queer” is still weird, “gay” is still happy. That has not changed. Trust me, I’ve checked Webster’s.

            And I mean, isn’t this universal of anything? Isn’t the essence still there, even if the shape, the sound, the tangible proof is not? Or is that poor old woman on TV right? Can the true identity of a word be stolen?

 

            So then what exactly is a faggot?

            I’m serious. I know we went through Webster’s definition, the witch hunter’s definition, St. Joseph’s students’ definition, but what does it really mean?

            Let’s be honest here—are we referring to the stereotype when we say “faggot”? Do we mean an effeminate man-whore who shops, drinks, and does X most days of the week, and lounges around the house listening to Judy Garland and talking to his mother on the phone the rest of the time? Is it him? This guy with the rubbery wrists who lives in some apartment in the city and works as a hairdresser or someone’s personal assistant? Him?

            I’ll be honest: I don’t want to be him. Yes, I would be insulted if someone implied that that was me. Let me just clarify for a moment: I couldn’t be a man-whore if I tried, I don’t do any sort of recreational drugs—I don’t even drink— and frankly, I’m too cheap to shop that much. Judy Garland? Not so much. Talking to my mother on the phone? Well, she did gave birth to me, among other things, so I don’t mind giving her a call. My wrists work just fine, thank you, and if I could afford an apartment in the city, I probably still wouldn’t take it. And there’s a reason I’m at Ithaca College, and it’s not to learn how to fetch coffee for some celebrity or give anyone a perm. Maybe I don’t want to be a construction worker, but I think being a writer is still respectable.

            So have I still been called a faggot?

            Yes. To my face. On more than one occasion. But if I’m not—if I don’t fit the description—then does it still mean anything?

 

            In high school, I lost any grasp of what the word meant, or how awful it really was. In my efforts to fit in—or, more importantly, not stand out completely—did I say it in casual conversation? I don’t really remember. I think there are certain things in our lives that we choose to forget in order to feel better about our actions. We can say, “Oh, I just didn’t know any better,” and thus justify anything we may have done wrong. Maybe I’ve done that. Maybe I’ve blocked out any time I ever used the word so that I could ultimately write an essay like this and play crusader. But I could hear it and not really hear it. It would not bother me the way it does now.

            I had friends who said it. And I had teachers who made gay jokes in front of the entire class. I also had friends who refused to lower themselves to that level and risked how other guys would react, and teachers who made a point in front of their entire class that the school had a rather rampant atmosphere of homophobia.

            A shining moment in high school was in one of my American History classes, taught by a brother who was infamous for, among other things, his gay jokes. He had some running gag with people about “homosexual midgets.” I didn’t really get it, so I’m not really going to bother trying to explain it.

            Anyway, we were learning about Leopold & Loeb in class, homicidal lovers in the early 20th century. Eventually, Brother Mike had to mention, in front of this entire class of teenage guys, that these two men were gay.

            Well.

            Someone started to laugh. Of course! It’s a laugh riot. Leopold & Loeb brutally murdered some poor kid, but hold on! Punchline: they were gay!

            So I expected this to just kind of fly by, but Brother Mike looked at this kid kind of cockeyed and asked, “Do you think that’s funny?”

            The kid stifled his laughter. “What—no.”

            “You have a problem or something?” Brother Mike had a bizarre temper. I didn’t quite mind it this time, though. “What if I was gay? Would you think that was funny?”

The kid gave the typical straight-guy-trying-to-save-face line: “No. I don’t have a problem with gay people.”

“Yeah,” Brother Mike said. “I think most people who say that are full of shit.”

And that was that. One row over and two seats back, I was admittedly shocked. From all people, I did not expect this guy to make a statement like that. Certainly, I don’t think he was gay. I don’t think that even matters. What really stood out to me was the point of what he said: most people don’t really mean what they say. Which puts a whole new spin on every one of his bizarre jokes about “homosexual midgets.” Frankly, I don’t understand him enough to have an answer, except perhaps that those are just jokes. One could argue, “Why would you joke like that?” but I don’t know why. Some people don’t have answers. Some people just say, “Oh, I didn’t know any better.” I know that’s no excuse, but often that’s all you can expect.

To some extent, I don’t think this kid who laughed really meant to laugh. I think he felt pressure from the rest of the class, a sort of expectation—everyone knew he was the kind of kid who would laugh at something so juvenile—to make a scene.

And it made me wonder. How many people in my high school were using the word “faggot” without really meaning to be so cruel? To be honest, how many people even knew what the real meaning was? We weren’t learning about it in any of our history classes. Half the time I don’t think teachers even mentioned that homosexuals existed anytime before the 20th century. People didn’t know what they were saying; sometimes they didn’t even know they were saying it. I can sit here and accuse them all of being heartless and narrow-minded, but what do I know? I don’t even know what the word really means. 

 

I had not seen or really even heard the word “faggot” in college until one of my first nights as an RA this year in college. One of the big things in RA training is, of course, being respectful and open to any possible “difference” a person might have, and policing any sort of violation of that on the floor. I did not except to have a problem with my F-word, though. I was going to a school that was so PC it hurt.  

I was doing rounds one night, and on the dry-erase board on one of my residents’ doors was the word “faggot.” It caught me off-guard at first. At first I almost didn’t recognize it, and then I recognized it all too well. I knew this word, intimately. And having been away from it for so long, it hurt to see it again. It felt like a punch in the kidneys. Part of me wanted to bust down the door with a chainsaw and do my worst. Another part of me wanted to just walk away. I felt like I wasn’t ready to confront this.

But I knocked on the door anyway, thinking through what I might possibly say. One of the residents in the room finally opened the door. This kid had a past. He caused a lot of problems last year, I knew that much. I didn’t know the specifics. So, I was going into this, our first confrontation, somewhat shaken already.

“What’s up?” he asked.

I nodded towards the dry-erase board. “What’s that doing there?” An edge had crept into my voice. All of my disgust towards every idiot in high school rose to the surface.  I suddenly had to keep my cool. I couldn’t just tear this guy apart, and yet I could. 

He looked at the board and sighed, then leaned into the room, asking his friends, “Who wrote this?” There was some conversation—everyone denied it, of course—before he turned back to me. I couldn’t tell if he was genuinely apologetic or just trying to stay out of hot water.

“Just get rid of it,” I said. “Other people might find that very offensive.”

He nodded. “Yeah, totally.” He grabbed a towel and wiped it off. “Sorry.”

“It’s okay,” I said. “Have a goodnight.”

He closed the door and I walked back up the hallway, my hands shaking. I didn’t yell. I didn’t attack him. I accepted that that was all I could do. Maybe he wrote it; maybe he knew who wrote it. Maybe he didn’t care. I don’t know. But I couldn’t tell him what he should or should not think.

And, in the end, that’s all you really can do.

Right?

 

I’ve asked a lot of questions. Over time, I’ve had to decide what my answers are. Unfortunately, I often insecurely follow my answer with, “I think.” But I’m glad I don’t know. I’m not ready to know the truth. Where are you once you know the truth? I’m not ready to settled on an answer yet, for sure.

And all things considered, I could still be wrong about everything—go right ahead, convince me otherwise.

For now, I can only make my own decisions. I will not reclaim my F-word. And I will not try to redefine it for anyone, including myself. According to Webster’s Dictionary, the word “faggot” is usually disparagingly used to mean “a homosexual male.” If I had it my way, the definition would read: “a word that is no longer used unless you’re a fucking idiot.” But you can’t redefine a word. You can use it in a new way. You can turn it inside out and on its side, but it’s still the same word, with the same connotation and the same implications. Whether you really mean it or not.

So what if we just stopped using it?

 

 

 

 

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